THE PAGE 'O' FACTS

i am bored, very bored. But fortunatly for all of you i have so much sh1t in my head that i can regail you with fasinating facts!!!!

Fact: Robbie keane of coventry city and ireland fame shares the same bithday as me (8th july, take a note)

Fact: Spiderplants produce sucrose and not starch as many other plants do!!

Fact: All owls lay white eggs

Fact: It takes a week to make a jelly bean

Fact: On the tv show roseanne, DJ stood for David Jacob

Fact: The latin name for moose is alces alces

Fact: Cleveland spelt backwasrds is DNA Level C

Fact: Daz Ultra gets your whites whiter than white

Fact: Kelly Brook is a godess

Fact: The Country with the largest amounts of female head per house hold is botswana (no lads, i will not tell toy how to get there)

FAct: Jenny scott has gone for a year or so

Fact: Zolli is back from hols

Fact: I pity the fool who wears my jewelery

Fact: A pregnant goldfish is called a twit

Fact: The leg bones of a bat are soooooooo thin that no bat can ever walk

Fact: A giant squid has the largest eyes in the world (except you boy, you know who you are)

fact: Vanish in wash stain removers make everything just .......